[OLD REGGIE]

In light of OR's aversion to Latin, maybe he'd prefer a little "Greecing" today.

You are a sicko but it apparently isn't a sin. I had a Greek girlfriend once. She had more hair on her chest than I did.

[eastsider]

I had a Greek girlfriend once. She had more hair on her chest than I did.

How'd she stack up in the "querulous" department? : )