Lot of liberals in Tulsa, (but we do have 900 ft jesus:) You could come and start one.
BigMack
Tempting. Of course, I'd have to wait till my kids were grown up, and then spend several years at a rabbinical seminary. What's the average temperature in Tulsa in January and July?
I can just see it "Temple El-I-B" or "Angelo's Conservative Jew Temple and Bagel House." :-)
I've always wondered if I could someday go to somewhere, um, untouched by certain developments and open up a shop. I figured I could sell bagels, rent videos, have a laundromat and shooting range. Wouldn't it be fun to shoot a few rounds while you're waiting for the spin cycle? Maybe sell a few beers for folks who aren't shooting.
SD