[Chapita]

*****************"Looking at Dyson's photo and reading his statements, I think his main problem is that there's no way he can get laid. (Unless he pays for it.)"********************************************

I know a big, black ex-con who would be glad to 'fellowship' with him; he'd carve pictures on his back while he grunted in his ear.

[bwteim]

Isanu Dyson, ' Muslim

An anagram of the guy's name and current affiliation reveals what Dyson would be saying if the Maine cops threw him into clink and he made it out alive:

"minus my soil’d anus"