The way to address political correctness is:
When someone calls you a racist say, "Hal yeh! You didn't thought I was a PCAH, did you?"
When someone calls you a homophobe say, "Hal yeh! You didn't thought I was a homophile, did you?
When someone calls you a xenophobe say, "Huh? Who da hal is Xeno? I don't think I know that Cajun.