That's so evil, so... so inspired! I wish I'da thunk it -- I was thinking state-by-state FReepers, but you're right! We could theoretically page every single solitary FReeper with a click of the mouse.
Of course, that would require Jim Robinson making public the roll of screen names -- which he'd rightfully never do -- since once it goes public, maniacs would start paging everyone to every thread.
But, worry not everyone! We'll still scheme on how to use John Robinson's little gadgets here to shake every last nickel out of ya! Let not your collective hearts be troubled!