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"White Powder" legislation NOW!!!
10-12-01
| Sabertooth
Posted on 10/12/2001 5:33:59 PM PDT by Sabertooth
I've lost track of all of the "white powder" situations that have arisen in the last few days.
This only serves to point out the need for Congress and the government to do something.
White powder has replaced handguns as the most dangerous threat our country faces. With that in mind, I call upon them, in the name of all of humanity and the human children, to BAN ALL WHITE POWDER NOW!
Thank you
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To: Sabertooth
the one thing most people seem to have a helluva time getting in their heads is that ANTHRAX SPORES ARE RED!
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posted on
10/12/2001 9:57:40 PM PDT
by
B4Ranch
To: B4Ranch
I've always been inclined to believe that ANTHRAX SPORES tend to lean toward capitalism. At least that's my empirical experience, having met only a few SPORES.
To: Sabertooth; George W. Bush
I've lost track of all of the "white powder" situations that have arisen in the last few days. This only serves to point out the need for Congress and the government to do something. White powder has replaced handguns as the most dangerous threat our country faces. With that in mind, I call upon them, in the name of all of humanity and the human children, to BAN ALL WHITE POWDER NOW! Thank youHillary will sponser the bill,I am sure it was just a Clinton oversight during his 8 years..
Dont worry Big Brother will help..
Does that mean no more Talc powder....OH well it is for the good of the country..
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posted on
10/12/2001 10:02:18 PM PDT
by
RnMomof7
To: Charles Henrickson
I, of late, have had a reoccurring dream of an anthrax train entering a tunnel. Can you interpret the meaning?
To: WIMom
Kirby and Hoover
To: Jack Barbara
I'm waiting for what Miss Cleo has to say on the matter.
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posted on
10/12/2001 10:05:21 PM PDT
by
fone
To: RnMomof7
>>>Does that mean no more Talc powder....
Actually, I'm a bit concerned about the powdered sugar on my French Toast...
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posted on
10/12/2001 10:08:25 PM PDT
by
fone
To: fone
MISS CLEO IS A PLANT!
some sort of begonia, as I recall.
To: Jack Barbara
I, of late, have had a reoccurring dream of an anthrax train entering a tunnel. Can you interpret the meaning? Is Alec Baldwin the conductor on this train?
To: Jack Barbara
To: Charles Henrickson
Maggie Thacher wearing a double knit blue polyester thong and red leather cowboy boots is the conductor. Is this important information?
To: fone
Actually, I'm a bit concerned about the powdered sugar on my French Toast...You will be fine..just follow Clintons advise and whatever you do Don't "inhale"
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posted on
10/13/2001 6:45:49 AM PDT
by
RnMomof7
To: RnMomof7
Good advice!
I've also become very paranoid about scrubbing the sink out. That Comet looks quite suspect =)
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posted on
10/13/2001 8:41:18 AM PDT
by
fone
To: fone
LOL..stop looking for excuses and do your duty..you are sounding more like Clinton by the minute*grin*
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posted on
10/13/2001 9:12:22 AM PDT
by
RnMomof7
To: Sabertooth
yes, politics makes for strange bedfellows. i can see it now
the baby bottom lobby, the french toast coalition and the anti-WOD crowd
all ban together to defeat the white power 'bill' (pun intended).
this may be for our own good, can you imagine a generation of
kids raised without talc, now THAT would be a disgruntled voting block!
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posted on
10/13/2001 9:19:36 AM PDT
by
tamu
To: fone
Found white granular-looking substance in bowl on counter this morning. No distinguishable odor. Tried several spoonsful in coffee. Slightly acidic taste. Had two cups. Awaiting symptoms.
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posted on
10/13/2001 9:29:12 AM PDT
by
shezza
To: shezza
"Awaiting symptoms."Why wait?
Call the FBI now!
NOW!!
To: shezza
(= Beware! =)
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posted on
10/13/2001 11:13:44 AM PDT
by
fone
To: Sabertooth
BREAKING!!!!!!!!!Police and fire department called to local Safeway after numerous bags of white powder found on the shelves in an aisle.
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posted on
10/13/2001 11:24:32 AM PDT
by
aomagrat
To: Sabertooth
;^)
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