For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.
Now if the Satan were to answer your post he would say: Now Iowegian you know God did not really mean this, he meant that all three of them were together on this one and thus not the same as being one, you know kinda like I explained that tree thing to Eve way back... :)
BigMack
Satan PS: And I might add that MY people have caught on quite well after I have showed them how to understand God's Word.
"All is going according to MY plan thank you very much."
BigMack