[Rokke]

Now everyone wait just one minute. As someone who lives just a couple miles outside of Madison, I think you all have a lot of nerve condemning our fine city. Madison has a lot going for it. On the down side we've got a lesbian mayor, a lesbian fire chief, an 80% lesbian police department, and the FIRST openly lesbian congresswoman in the USA. Our city was 70% for Ralph Nader until election day when they all voted for algore. Our schools are out of money but the school district just hired a counselor for gay/lesbian/bi/transgendered students for a mere $80,000 a year. Subaru's outnumber chevrolets and and rainbow flags outnumber the Stars and Stripes. We have a great free zoo, but recently the elephants were moved to a game preserve in Texas because "wild animals shouldn't be confined".
BUT, on the up side......well....uhhhh. Nevermind. Just make sure all the damage stays within city limits. The rest of Wisconsin is worth saving.

[doug from upland]

Great post. Is the police dept. really overwhelmingly lezbo? Yep, Subaru is their car of choice.

[Sangamon Kid]

Madison has a lot going for it. On the down side we've got a lesbian mayor, a lesbian fire chief, an 80% lesbian police department, and the FIRST openly lesbian congresswoman in the USA. Our city was 70% for Ralph Nader until election day when they all voted for algore. Our schools are out of money but the school district just hired a counselor for gay/lesbian/bi/transgendered students for a mere $80,000 a year.

It's a wonder that the UW Badgers could find enough men to play football...if you want to call it football after the serious 63-32 whuppin' at the hands of the "mighty" Hoosiers. Of course, after the recently revealed NCAA violations against UW-Madison, it's obvious that Bucky Badger had to cheat in order to get enough men to take the field.