[John Jamieson]

Radial Profiling is wrong! It almost ruined Firestone. All tires should be treated the same, reguardless of past deaths, sidewall color or brand.

What? Oh, never mind.

[Romestamo]

HEAVEN--In a press conference that God called today, he released a list of all the people made in his Decateur, Ill. plant that are defective and should be recalled because they are prone to blow-out.