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To: river rat
A Religious Response to Terrorists.

According to the Holy Koran, one will enter Paradise in the same physical form as you leave Earth.
The Holy Koran also says that one will be denied entrance into Paradise if one is corrupted with the "flesh and blood of the swine."
They also require burial within 24hrs of death.

Thus, before we kill the bastards - we will...

Cut off their Balls,

cut off their ears,

cut off their noses,

cut out their tounges,

hit them in the kneecaps with a sledgehammer - Manhatten Sytle,

hyperextend their arms - backwards,

cover their head in BACON,

shoot them in the head with a pork fat lubricated silver hollow-tipped bullet.

Then we'll impale them on a stick in a pig stye for at least 48 hours.

Then we'll bury them in Pig Poop.

Then we'll pray that God gives them an E-Ticket to Hell.

That's my kind of religious response.

Semper Fi

15 posted on 09/23/2001 5:28:36 PM PDT by PokeyJoe
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To: PokeyJoe
And that's why YOU never get voted 'Miss Congeniality'.
16 posted on 09/23/2001 5:51:43 PM PDT by headsonpikes
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To: PokeyJoe
In a pig's eye, you forgot the oink.
18 posted on 09/23/2001 6:01:23 PM PDT by dts32041
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