Have fun dreaming about your rampage. It won't happen. At least Bush isn't as big a fruitcake as you are. (God, I can't believe I just applauded him!)
So those are the only choices, huh? And here I thought we could use force to retalliate against the perpetrators of an act of war. I didn't realize we'd have to nuke New Zealand and Outer Mongolia also. Dang, I guess I didn't read the rules real carefully...you're morally superior to me so you must be right.
Because of your superiority, I nominate you to be our ambassor for "getting along with everybody." Please hop on the first flight to Baghdad and tell Saddam we want to be his friend. Then go take a plate of cookies to Quaddafi and bin Laden.
After that, we can all hold hands and sing "We are the World".