[Almagest]

17. Hitler was a Craterist. So was Stalin. So are homos and liberals. 'Nuff said!

[PatrickHenry]

I know you jest, but Craterism is a communist plot! Think about it. If you are told since childhood that rocks fall from the sky, and at any moment your existence can be snuffed out by a random rock, then life has no meaning. Why study, why save, why work, why worry about morality, why care about the future? Just let the government handle things, while you lie back in a drug-induced stupor, engaged in animalistic fornication.