[cvq3842]

Remote controls in hotels are extremely high in bacteria counts.

Eeeeeewww!

[flushed with pride]

Free refills or Pee refills?

[cynicalman]

You beat me to it. Think of where all those hands have been that touched the remote.

And do you think those high paid mexican workers who clean the rooms use a different rag to clean the toilet and the doorhandles, remote contol, clock radio.

That is why they "leave the light on for you" so you don't touch the light switch.