When Ted goes to visit Gitmo, he plans to drive to the underwater city with a hot young date in his Oldsmobile.
if only he didnt know how to swim :(
Actually, since this occurred many thousands of years ago, it was undoubtedly one of Ted's ancestors who sunk the continent and drowned everyone therein. This lends further proof that Ted is a serious under-achiever, hated even by his own father, as should be the case.
LMAO!;)