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Good Afternoon troops!! Good Afternoon everyone! Early dismissal in school today, with a huge possibility of a snowday tomorrow, as a snowstorm heads my way. Yes!! Here is today's humor attempt!

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.

Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."


495 posted on 02/28/2005 12:44:56 PM PST by ComradeBork (Consistency is the hobgoblin...)
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Hi, Myner!


503 posted on 02/28/2005 12:50:57 PM PST by tomkow6 (...................)
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