I was out in Frisco (San Francisco, but they HATE it when you call it Frisco!) this past week and did help to build bridges. As a Texan, I told them with a straight face, that the recently mandated 10 hours a week of religious instruction was OK, the all-channel broadcast of NASCAR racing was silly, but the weapons drills were sort of fun. I told them that I had not yet made up my mind about the broadcasting from all public speaker systems of the daily Rush Limbaugh show. When you throw in an occassional story about Bush putting his pants on backwards and being unable to unzip his fly, you actually get some glimmers of belief. THESE PEOPLE ARE TRUELY STUPID!!
God bless Texas