People who can write this much about a mundane topic scare me. It's the literary equivalent of muttering on a street corner about people watching you through your TV set.
That would be Safeway Secret Police peeking through the screen, so always turn away when having a good, manly scratch -- otherwise there will photos of the act on every carton of Safeway milk.
"People who can write this much about a mundane topic scare me. It's the literary equivalent of muttering on a street corner about people watching you through your TV set."
Excellent analysis.
I agree, they really need to get some sort of life.