Ok, one of us is a killer, we've settled that. I don't trust you and I'm not even sure about myself.
I dunno...I have kind of a shifty, guarded look in my eye...and I kinda keep to myself, y'know? Mow my lawn, take care of the yard, the kind of neighbor anyone would want...
On the other hand, it's always the guy you least suspect. Have you gotten any awards recently where you were voted 'Most Likely Not To Be A Killing Machine' or anything like that? I was voted 'Most Sarcastic' in high school...and I'm all like, NO DUH.