I like the cut of your jib; however, there must be some way of massaging your data to include the protective benefits of cigars and single malt Scotch.
Cigars, I donno. Depends on the quality. But single malt Scotch ... ah! There's a 100% certainty that those who imbibe it are never rapists or serial killers. Add that to the proven benefits of porn and the world will be a better place.
