"Hey, Bat-breath; how's it going?" asks the Superman.
"Not bad; things are cool in Gotham. What's new in Metropolis?" asks the caped crusader.
"You're not gonna believe what happened to me last week there... I was just cruising over the city, not much going on, and I look down on the roof of this apartment building, and what do I see but Wonder Woman lying there sunbathing -- spread-eagled -- wearing nothing but her bracelets!"
The Man of Steel continued: "So, I racked it into a tight left turn and went into a holding pattern, just to check it out. Man; she was hot! So after about 20 minutes, I couldn't take it any longer; I pulled down my 'super-suit,' put it in 'DIVE,' and went right straight for Wonder Woman's 'secret hide-out'!"
"Wow! I bet that surprised the heck out of ole Wonder Woman!" opined the caped crusader.....
Superman, with some degree of embarrassment, replied: "Not half as much as it surprised the 'Invisible Man'......."