[Corporate Law]

While in Detroit on business in 1994, I remarked to a colleague that I never saw a dirtier city. He, a flaming liberal from Pennsylvania, responded, "Obviously you have never been to Philadelphia".

I still have not been there, but I would say that Cincinnati has Detroit beat now.

[Ghost in the Machine]

Take a drive around Temple University if you want to see pure wall-to-wall squaler. Worse than any city in Mexico that I've seen (so far).

[11Bush]

I have always called it Filthadelphia.