You're doomed to die too. Let's not waste any money on research on the disease that's going to kill you. In fact, let's not waste any money on research, period. Let's just keep wasting it all on statisticians.
/sarc
But seeing that I'm not a smoker, I'll likely live longer than a smoker.
It must be tough knowing that even though smoking doesn't cause heart disease, cancer or emphysema that the poor smoker is going to die earlier than his nico-nazi neighbors. What an unfair world to be born into.
We know quiting won't increase his lifespan, the poor slob. And, there really is no point in coming up with any cures for the diseases that plague smokers, the evidence of cures won't be conclusive because it will only be based on statistics. What a poor bunch.