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My Fellow Americans, I'm speaking to you tonight on a matter of great national urgency.

We are in a big financial hole; deficits and spending are out of control and the people demand their entitlements or else.

In order to reduce the national debt, I am calling upon all Americans, single, married, young and elderly to do as much as they can to reduce the national debt.

Tax deductible scrips for erectile drugs will be available at your local chip implant center.

Ask not what your country can do for you, Do what you can for your country.

Even if you're alone for a few minutes, you too can help to reduce the debt.

42 posted on 02/27/2004 1:00:21 PM PST by swarthyguy (You have to remember that if you grow thorns, you will not harvest roses - Ayman Al-Zawahiri)

Q: How do you think Popeye's forearms got so big?
A: He was trying to reduce the deficit all by himself.

45 posted on 02/27/2004 1:24:31 PM PST by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)