[templar]

... I'll never darken the door of another restaurant or bar.

Probably for the best then. As Peter Boyles would say "Nothing good ever happenend in a bar".

[metesky]

You mean the great philosopher Peter Boyle, known all over Hollywood for his Socratic wit? That Peter Boyle? The man who brays like a donkey on cue for money? That Peter Boyle?

You simply must tell me where I can purchase the great man's latest tome!

The fact of the matter is, sunshine, that I've been drinking in sordid little bistros and dinning out swank for 45 years and little pr!cks like you now prevent me from doing so, because if I had to bear one second of your overbearing priggishness in person I'd vomit my Dom Perignon all over your 1974 style leisure suit.