I think you have hit on something here...
No eating = no trash
No drinking = no cans
No drinking = no bottles
No babies = no discarded diapers
No fat people = no offences to those who dislike fat people
No talking = no chance of profanities being vocalized
No Jews = no offended anti-semites
No Blacks = no offended white racists
No Whites = no offended black racists
No Homosexuals = no offended homophobes
No Heterosexuals = no offended heterosexualphobes
No me = no offended you
Conclusion: Your own perfect world with your own perfect beach where you and only you can go to enjoy it......