"You're leaving me," she asserted in a flat voice.I suppose that the gay lobby would have us believe that Leiber was actually hinting that Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser were secret lovers."Yes, Bonny Bones, I must ride south like the wind," Fafhrd admitted hurriedly. "A lifelong comrade's in immense peril."
"A man, of course," she divined with the same tonelessness. "Even Ghoulish men save their greatest love for their male swordmates."
"It's a different sort of love," Fafhrd started to argue as he untied the mare from the thorn tree . . .
From The Swords of Lankhmar, by Fritz Leiber.
Of course, any attempt to make King David out to be gay ignores the fact that his great weakness as portrayed in the Bible was not for men but for women. He had numerous wives, and the sin that almost brought down his kingdom was his affair with Bathsheba and subsequent murder-by-proxy of her husband.
Oi vey.