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Kelly's Heroes was a hoot, fer shure. I love sight gags, and physical comedy - you know, lowbrow humor.

Here's another line:

Crapgame: Try making a DEAL!

Big Joe: What kind of DEAL?

Crapgame: A DEAL, deal! Maybe he's a Republican. You know, "Business is business."

Big Joe: If I hear any more threats against the Captain's life, or any more rumors about going down to headquarters and assassinating the General, or raping the nurses at the field hospital, I'm going to strangle the guy with my bare hands! Got it?

Oddball: Arf arf arf... That's my other dog impression

Bellamy tells him he's behind enemy lines
Oddball: So they tell me. Everybody round here is very friendly. Look, baby, I'm kinda hung up. I need sixty feet of bridge.
Bellamy: Hey, kid, they haven't got you in the nut ward again?
Oddball: Ah, Bellamy, for cryin' out loud. That's the the stinking, most awful, stupid joke and you're always pullin' that stinking awful stupid joke. You don't want in this thing, you don't get in this thing. I cut you in on everything. I don't need you. Sixty feet of bridge I can get almost anywhere. Schmuck!

At a supply depot somewhere in France
Oddball: We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris...or maybe ever New York. Then we can move in and stop them. But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days.

Big Joe: ... There's no booze, there's no broads, there's no action!
Captain Maitland: That's another thing -- don't fool around with the women. Their husbands carry guns. And remember, the penalty for looting is death.
Big Joe: Loot what? There is nothing to loot!