[colorado tanker]

Good afternoon, Sam. I guess, technically speaking, the U.S. hasn't "lost" a war, but there are a few, like the War of 1812 (and Vietnam) we haven't won.

[SAMWolf]

In both cases there were "peace treaties" but no "surrender" documents.

Same with the Korean War, that's still only a "cease fire agreement" so I guess we can start bombing them under the "you've violated the cease fire" argeement. (Like that would fly in today's world)"