[Rio]

All I want is to be able to grow a beard,” the petition reads, as penned by Ed Beebe. “I want to grow long locks of love on my face that will make me feel like a manly man.

If Beebe wrote that, then it's going to take more than a beard to do the job.

[ifinnegan]

“All I want is to be able to grow a beard,” the petition reads, as penned by Ed Beebe. “I want to grow long locks of love on my face that will make me feel like a manly man...I just want facial hair that I can run my fingers through.”

Yeah.

That is just weird.

I think this has more to do with Obama’s new Army than anything.