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To: Professional Engineer; alfa6; snippy_about_it; SAMWolf; Peanut Gallery

The Bathtub


During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.


Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub."


"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."


"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. "Do you want a room with or without a view?


152 posted on 11/13/2005 4:38:49 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: bentfeather

LOL. Dang, save a room for me!


155 posted on 11/13/2005 5:04:09 PM PST by snippy_about_it (Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
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To: bentfeather

Drat!


156 posted on 11/13/2005 6:08:52 PM PST by Professional Engineer (Got Flag?)
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