Gratuitous advice to Sharon: Don't look back: the Abbas abyss of Gazahkstan looms full of Katyusha rockets to shoot down with your Tactical High Energy Laser (THEL).
Evening Phil Dragoo.
I still know the words to Alan Sherman's "Louie the 15th"
I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat.
Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service.
When I was a child, my mother said to me,
"Clean the plate, because children are starving in Europe."
And I might point out that that was years before the Marshall Plan was ever heard of.
So I would clean the plate, four, five, six times a day.
Because somehow I felt that that would keep the children from starving in Europe.
But I was wrong. They kept starving. And I got fat.
So I would like to say to every one of you who is either skinny or in some other way normal--
When you walk out on the street, and you see a fat person,
Do not scoff at that fat person. Oh no!
Take off your hat. Hold it over your heart.
Lift your chin up high. And in a proud, happy voice say to him,
"Hail to thee, fat person!
You kept us out of war!"
Alan Sherman
Thanks Phil.
BTTT!!!!!!