Morning Mud.
Feburary: A month with 28 "Mondays". IMHO it was the worst month for weather in the Midwest.
"Slick and the DNC!!"
(To be sung to Janis Joplin's "Me and Bobby McGee")
Started back in Ninety-Two, feelin' all our pain...
Lib'ral's Dealin' Fear as Jaded as Left's Dreams!!
Medyuh tore Bush, Sr. down...Biased fer a Change...
Left told us all, "Cam'lot's Back in Ol' DeeCee!!"
Slick broke all The Rules...Lib'ral Press just said, "Fantastic!!"
Justice turned "Off"...plump interns spanked Slick's tool...yeah!
Weirdo Lefties cheerin' Slime...Right thought the Country'd lost its Mind!!
MUD FReeped every song Dem Leftists spew!!
Freep fer Justice just 'cuz it's the Right thing to do...
Nothin' ain't worth nothin', Country, if we can't FReep!! No no!!
And Feelin' Good is easy, Lord, oh, when you Sing Fer Truth!!
You know FReepin' goons is good fer Liberty...
Seek Justice fer Slick and the Dee-N-See!!
Fer the Clinton Arkancides and Osama bin Laden...
Yeah Willie shared the blame fer Ol' Waco!!
Slick committed Treason...took bribes from Chi-Com scum...
Yeah, c'mon Congress, Justice must be Bold!!
One day up in the Senate, Lo-ord, we let Slick slip away...
We had'im dead to Rights, but DemRATS denied it!!
Folks, we'll shame all our forefathers if we don't make Clinton pay....
If we don't make TraitorWillie do his time!!
Freedom's not fer Lib'ral worlds, 'cuz Power's Left's to lose!!
Power?! DemRATS, don' y'all wanna be FRee?!
Slick's feelin' good and sleazy, Lo-o-ord, help me sing my tunes!!
'Cuz FReepin' fools is Truth enuff fer me...umm-hmmm!!
Seek Justice fer Slick and the Dee-N-See!!...Yeah...
Law da da, law da daa, law da daa da daa da daa
Law da da da daa dadada RE-Impeach!! Yeah!!
Law li daa da daa daa, law da daa da daa
Law law law law daada Indict Willie-ah yeah
Law di da, ladida LAW dida LAW di daa, ladida LAW dida LAW di daa
Hey there, Willie, now now, Vile Tyranny...yeah!!
Lo lo LO lolo LO lo law, lololo LO lolo LO lolo LO lolo LO law law
Hey Slick Willie, now now, you shan't be FRee!!
Left, you act like you love him...this despicable CAD!!
Right said, "It ain't 'bout Slick's lovers...but Slick's Treason's BAD!!"
C'mon, hey Slick Willie boy, you set Osama FRee...yeah!!
Lo lo lord above, oh lord, my lord, oh lord, oh lord, above...oh!!
Hey, hey, hey, FReedom ain't FRee!!...NO!!
[Mudboy kickin' it on pie-anny] Mudboy Slim (Started 12/06/03...finished 2/26/05)