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Top Ten Things That sound Dirty In Golf..But Aren't...
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

LOL!

"The golf swing is like sex: You can't be thinking of the mehanics of the act while you're doing it."
~Dave Hill

"They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken."
~Raymond Floyd

"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."
~Hank Aaron

"Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises . . . It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher."
~Jim Murray

36 posted on 07/03/2004 8:44:30 AM PDT by w_over_w (Why aren't you working? Because I didn't see you coming.)

To: w_over_w; Valin

"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose."
-- Winston Churchill

39 posted on 07/03/2004 8:46:58 AM PDT by SAMWolf (Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves!)

LOL. I like Floyd's quote. Well, they're all funny.

60 posted on 07/03/2004 9:36:08 AM PDT by snippy_about_it (Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)

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