[snopercod]

You were a proctologist?

[First_Salute]

Yes. I do play doctor in real life. I have extensive ___-scopic experience. I once told a friend, "If I come out of there with an extra twinkle in my eye, just turn me around and send me back in there, because obviously they forgot something!"

I don't know what the big fuss is about. Clean and inspect is a lot better than the old "G.I." Saved my dad's life, just this year, as you know.

OK. OK.

In real life, I was once upon a time, a, er ... "technician."

Yeah. That's it!

It was very ... "hush, hush."

Some people actually believe that it involved aliens, and I am not kidding.

That's kinda cute, because what it really involved was ... well ... don't you know this already?