[Colonel_Flagg]

Actually, it's the uniform. A reference to probably my favorite episode of the show, before it got preachy.

And a fine Happy Thanksgiving to you, too :)

[snippy_about_it]

Flagg: Okay, pipsqueak, what tipped you off?

Radar: Well, you don't look anything like you, sir, and since you're a master of disguises, I figured you were the only one who couldn't look like you that much.

Flagg: I'll buy that, for now. But if you ever cross me up, you're gonna get a Number Eight.

Radar: What's that?

Flagg: Have you ever heard of the Malaysian Chest Implosion torture?

Radar: No, sir.

Flagg: Good! 'Cause there's no such thing... yet.