Posted on 10/24/2003 3:53:18 AM PDT by snippy_about_it
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Responding to the US Army Air Corps need for a high speed medium bomber, the Martin Company submitted an unusual design; a cantilever shoulder wing monoplane carrying five (later seven) crewmen. While the plane met or exceeded all performance requirements, with a wing optimized for high speed cruising, it was found to be unstable at low speeds during take-offs and landings. After a number of training accidents, modifications were made and the Marauder went on to record the lowest attrition rate of any American aircraft serving with the Air Corps' 9th Air Force in Europe, a remarkable feat considering the plane's undeserved nickname of "Widow-maker," among others (see Nicknames below.)
The B-26 carried a normal bomb load of 3,000 pounds, though another 1,000 pounds could be added when fitted with special wing hardpoints. Armament included eleven 12.7-mm machine guns in fixed, forward-firing, nose and waist mounts, and in powered dorsal- and tail-turrets. Though its service ceiling was 19,800 feet, the Marauders primary role was close tactical ground support. As such, it was widely used in the Pacific theater and the Mediterranean by both the USAAC and the RAF, which had acquired 522 B-26s under Lend-Lease.
Some of the twenty variants of this aircraft included the B-26A (increased added fuel capacity, externally mounted torpedo, system revisions and heavier armament, of which 139 were built); the B-26B (bigger engines, armament revisions and better armor protection, a 6-foot increase in wing span, taller vertical tail and more armament, of which 1,883 were built); the B26-F (improved take-off performance and equipment changes, of which 300 were built); and the JM-1 (one of several designations for US Navy models of the Marauder, used mainly for training of shipboard anti-air crews and photo-reconnaissance.)
Specifications:
Manufacturer: Martin Aviation
Type: Medium Day Bomber
Engines: Two 2,000-hp Pratt & Whitney R-2800-43 Double Wasp radial piston engines.
Crew: Seven
Number Built: 5,157
Number Still Airworthy: One, with at least one more undergoing restoration to flying condition.
Dimensions:
Weight: Empty 25,300 lbs., Max Takeoff 38,200 lbs.
Wing Span: 71ft. 0in.
Length: 56ft. 1in.
Height: 20ft. 4in.
Performance :
Cruising speed: 190 mph.
Maximum Speed: 283mph
Ceiling: 19,800 ft.
Range: 1,100 miles
Armaments:
11 12.7-mm (0.5-inch) machine guns
Up to 4,000 pounds of bombs





ROFLOL! And wiping away tears of laughter. Oh mercy! This makes my day!
By making soldiers laugh at their grievances and letting them know that someone else understood them, he said in effect, he was helping them to let off steam in a relatively harmless way and thereby preventing the mutiny that Patton was so sure he was causing.
Genius. This is the kind of humor that keeps us from taking ourselves too serious. Bill Mauldin would have made a great FReeper!

With the help of friends on the Internet weve compiled the following possible uses for the UN flag:
Air-sickness bags (put the UN logo inside the bag - no point in making people sick just by seeing the bag)
Artillery reference point - to fire at for effect
Bath towel - to wipe certain body parts
Bird cage liner
Burn at patriotic rallies
Candle/lamp wicks
Cat bed liner - to keep the fleas off your good blankie
Cat box liner
Cat litter
Cat scratching post - to wrap around the post and let your cat get its claws into - good kitty!!!
Chainsaw wipe down rag
Chimney sweep rag
Chimney sweep tarp - to protect your carpet from soot
Compost
Corpse blanketto wrap up the dead politicians, BATF, FBI, FEMA, etc., or anyone else who tries to collect our guns.
Dart board backdrop
Diapers - turned out, not in
Dipstick rag carried under the hood of your vehicle
Dog urine wheel protectors
Doggy chastity belt
Doggy chew toy
Dog poop cleaner upper
Doormats - to wipe muddy feet on, at home or place of business
Dryer vent filter/lint catcher
Drop cloth - to use while you are painting and other dirty jobs
Dust rag
Emergency heating fuel - burn in fireplace
Feminine napkins
Fill material in nuclear waste shipping containers
Filler material in roofing shingles
Fire starter - soak in kerosene
Food - to cram down the throats of crooked politicians, lawyers, and judges
Food wrapper - to wrap spoiled food in; especially good for rotten fish parts
Garage - if your car has oil leaks, you should have one under it to keep garage clean
Garbage can liner
Goat feed - to feed your goats - except your favorite one, of course
Gun cleaning rags, sold at gun shows
Gutter rag
Handkerchief - use to blow your nose on
Hang one out the bottom of your drivers door, into the street, dragging through the mud as an excellent way to initiate a UN conversation
Ink blotter
Insoles
Kitchen towel - to clean up all the grease and grime & keep your other towels clean
Molotov cocktails
Mops
Mud flaps
Nuclear waste filler - put in nuclear waste containers
On the floor under juniors height chair for food droppings
Outhouse wallpaper - tack up on the outhouse walls (could be used for TP later)
Outhouse wipes (use with caution, may cause rash)
Overalls - put them on the butt of your bib overalls
Paint brush cleaning rag - to clean up all your old paint brushes with
Paint filter - use to strain your old paint with
Panty hose laundry bag - tie up your panty hose in them when you wash them
Print them on rolls of toilet paper
Puppy house-training - Scotchgard coated for repeated use
Put it in a jar of urine and call it art
Road patch - place flag in pothole, pour tar generously, pack down
Suppositories - for Bill and Hillary to use
Send to drug king pins (or CIA) for wrapping illegal drugs
Shoe polish rag
Shop rags
Table cloth - for when your one-year old grandchild is coming over
Targets - add numbers to the lines of latitude and youve got an excellent range target
Temporary gas cap
Test acids on
Toilet seat liner - drape over the toilet seat for sanitation reasons; flush after use
Trench liner - to line slit trenches with
Under grandpas spittoon
Vomit bucket, when you have stomach flu
Wrap spoiled food in, for disposal




Not familiar with that one.
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