Oh. I get your game...
RINO as defined by sane, literate, and rational republicans:
n. 1. acronym for Republican in name only; 2. A member or officeholder of the Republican Party who does not share the political beliefs of the Republican Party; 3. A liberal or non-conservative Republican
RINO as defined by tpaine:
n. 1. Any person affiliated with the Republican Party who disagrees with tpaine's percieved political positions.
In other words, your definition of a RINO and the real definition of a RINO are fundamentally inconsistent with the inconsistency occuring on your part. I think that about covers it.
As for the RLC, I suppose you are welcome to join our organization if you like, but I would recommend that you investigate the true meaning of conservative and libertarian political beliefs and evaluate your own political positions in light of them before doing so. Otherwise you need to reevaluate whether or not your personal political leanings tend to align you with the general political consensus of conservative organizations such as RLC and NFRA among others. From what it appears based upon your postings here they do not.