Hmmm,
i give it a zero for originality, and about a 3.1 for style, both categories on a scale of 0-10.
Seen it all before during the primary, and none of it was true then either. Besides all of your nonsense was covered In this post
Thank you for playing.
BTW, don't bother posting the photo of Paul with the founder of Stormfront(?).
You do know that what will happen is that somebody will post the photo of Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam.
Unlike Ron Paul, Rummy knew who he was dealing with and had no excuses.
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