Have you noticed that the cost per tooth has yet to be indexed to inflation. I mean 30-40 years ago yeah, a tooth would get just a dime, but it has been what, a dollar a tooth for over two decades.
If the Tooth Fairy would just bring prices in line, our youth would have more money to invest shoring up our flagging economy with cold hard cash. The beauty of it is the product is a renewable resource so it is not like the Tooth Fairy has to bow to supply and demand.
Now if we can just get Santa off his Marxist red suited "give it all away" a$$ and move into a cashed based exchange system we could really get things moving.
I think Santa has changed his clothes and is now disguised as a bureaucrat who is poised to dispense ‘Free Money’ in the form of a so-called Stimulus Package.