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LOL. From Rambo II:

Trautman: You don’t seem to want to accept the fact that you’re dealing with an expert in guerilla warfare. With a man who’s the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who’s been trained to ignore pain, to ignore weather, to live off the land. To eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill, period! Win by attrition. Well, Ronpo was the best!

You don’t seem to want to accept the fact that you’re dealing with an expert in guerilla warfare. With a man who’s the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who’s been trained to ignore pain, to ignore weather, to live off the land. To eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill, period! Win by attrition. Well, Ronpo was the best!

Just to clarify, we are, of course, talking about this particular Vietnam-Conflict Veteran:

US Air Force Flight Surgeon Dr. Ron Paul

And not this guy:

"What? You must be daft -- Me? Serve in the Military? That's for peasants... I'm much too busy making $20 Million dollars in legal consulting fees selling out America's Border to the NAFTA Superhighway!"

Or, for that matter, this guy:

"Well, Golly-gee... of course I deeply wanted to serve in Vietnam, really I did, but you must understand I had much more important things to do at the time."

Or, while we're at it, this guy:

"Evaded service in Vietnam? Well, now, surely y'all can plainly understand that my incomparable legal talents were needed to destroy a sitting Republican President at that time. Y'all don't think I coulda built a profitable Pro-Abortion lobbying bidness if'n I hadn't established my Washington Beltway street cred, do y'all?"

Hmmmm....

And, since the RudyBots, RomneyBots, and FredBots apparently can't bear to stand a bit of ribbing, please note the following Tag:

/Sarcasm

The above quotations are intended purely as primary-campaign Satire

Best, OP