But...but...this can't be. Paul's a secret lefty who's in bed with all of the other left-wing groups. Oh dear, how can we demonize him on this topic? (wrings hands)...
Paul-basher #1: We can't debate the facts here, gotta go with Plan B.
Paul-basher #2: Deploy photo-shopped .jpeg, I want something real cute this time, an anti-war nut holding a Ron Paul 2008 sign.
Paul-basher #1: Great idea! Now just center the pic...easy now...make sure you insert a Neo-Nazi skinhead in the back there....now add some pink, as in Code Pink....there we go....
Paul-basher #2: Perfect! That'll teach the Paulites! Google this, Paul nutters!
I could do better, I lack that paulistinian motivation.