Muffy: Oh, Skipper, that awful Elk Person is back. First, he was attacking that nice Mr. Schwarzenkennedy for supporting a woman's (all genuflect) right to choose and Bruce's right to marry Lance. Now, he is making fun of that nice Dr. Paul for wanting to end this war, surrender to the Al Qaeda and stop my head from hurting from trying to think! He is just awful. Why doesn't he just go away?????
Skipper: I don't know, Muff. He also has some idea that just because we have trust funds, love polo and regattas and PEACE!!!! at any price, we are not real Republicans, we aren't good Republicans. Maybe our ancestors owned his ancestors (at least in Ireland). Just who does that Black Elk think he is to offer opinions about OUR party, the one our white-shoed ancestors invented to keep his ancestors in peonage? The party that his kind took over under that awful Reagan.
Muffy: Skipper, what if we held a protest rally, invite Christie Todd Babykiller and scream: It's OUR party too?
Skipper: No, Muff, we can't admit that those awful warmongering antiwoman ethnics have anything to do with OUR party. And no one believe it if we claimed it was ONLY our party. If we did, we would seem as unhinged as that nice Mr. Paul or even Orthodox Presbyterian on that awful FR. It just won't do!
Muffy: I know. We can hold a combination spandexed pork sausage walking marathon and ROCK CONCERT FOR PEACE!!!! We can get Cat Stevens and Barbra Streisand and, ummmm, U-2 and and Bono and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and Lindsay Lohan and, ummm Paris Hilton...
Skipper: What a great idea to show off our kind of "Republicans" at a ROCK CONCERT FOR PEACE!!!!! What an original idea. Forget the pork sausages. I heard that Muslims don't cater to that and we are defined by avoiding any offense to Osama bin Boomboom.
Post #307...ROFL!!
I'd leave Lindsay off the list, she may have another engagement.
John Mellancamp, he's got kind of a red state personna.