Failed Prophecies of Joseph Smith

Institute for Religious Studies ^

[restornu]

Stevy in a Puffy self-righteous judgemental highfalutin tootin!

I is goin to get you! Rest you hypocrite how dare you make fun of me as a windbreaker!

[drstevej]

[drstevej]

[restornu]

Gee Steve your humor is so boring!

Steve & Wrig dancing:)

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

In other words, Steve hit a nerve!

[restornu]

GOT A NEW BROOM RUY?

[CARepubGal]

I wish I heard this before I so foolishly plunged into Mormonism. The Mormons are so very wrong in their beliefs it is almost painful to watch them attempt to spin their false doctrines as somehow Christian.

[drstevej]

God brought you and P-Marlowe out of Mormonism to faith in Jesus (minus Joe). We need to keep praying for restornu. It would be great to have her as a sister in Christ.

[A.J.Armitage]

I is goin to get you!

Hey, he hasn't been turned black yet.

But I'm sure the Mormon god is going to come through and smite us with undelightsome skin any moment now.

[restornu]

I don't know who you are but you are one bitter soul and a one track mind.

My advice to go read some lovely up lifting verses in the NT.

As far a I can see you never let your light shine once on the religious forum.

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You been attending this forum with a chainsaw!

[Wrigley]

You been attending this forum with a chainsaw.

Even though the source of your gif claims it is of a chainsaw, I have to ask. Do you know what a chain saw is? The gif looks more like a power hand saw or table saw blade to me.

[Illbay]

Better a hypocrite than a demon-spawn.

A BIG difference.

[Illbay]

So should I "obey God" by believing Christ will return in 1891?

Should I rise to your silly bait--the oldest trick in the debating universe, the straw man?

Joseph never said any such thing. In fact, what you posted aren't even his words. I know the reference that is alluded to--it's in our scriptures after all--and it bears no resemblence to what you posted.

But you knew that, didn't you? You lie, you know you lie, you don't care if you lie. Lies are the stock-in-trade of the REAL master whom you serve.

[Illbay]

Unlike most Mormons with their hypocritical front of niceness, you just let it all out...

"Mormons" are people. Just as Jews, Catholics, and Muslims are people. The trick of hate-mongers like yourself is to reduce your target to less-than-people, the better to ease your conscience when your fellow-travelers strangle old women and infants in their beds, or shoot 9-year-old boys through the head at point-blank range with a pistol.

Yes, "Mormons" are people: human beings just like yourself. And "Mormons" have faults. Mine is that I have no patience with retarded hate-mongers who can't even frame an honest argument; they have to populate it with straw-men.

I have no patience with those who persecute the Lord Jesus Christ--yourself, for example.

Finally, I no longer have enough patience to be "nice." It's not a nice world. It's peopled with scum like you, who have NOTHING in your own false religion that gives you an ounce of comfort, so you seek to compensate by attacking the truth, by attacking the only, single, living true church of Jesus Christ on the face of the earth.

But your deeds are known, and they are chronicled. You are fashioning the rope by which you yourself will be hung.

And when that day comes, don't go mewling "but Lord, when did we see You?" You know where He's going to send you at that point.

Begin to repent NOW, and at the very least, if you find you have no stomach nor intellect to recognize and incorporate the truth in your own life, cease to persecute it.

When you do, you seek to crucify Christ anew. That you'll never do, but you will destroy yourself for all eternity.

Pull back, while there's still time.

[Illbay]

I can see your face, drstevej, on the day you walk that path, attempting to get to the one you falsely call your Savior.

You will meet Joseph on the way. He will arch his eyebrow at you, and you will turn pale as the mist of morning.

You will know at that time, that you sought to persecute the Prophets and Apostles of the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will finally know the depths of eternal regret.

My task is to work hard to perfect myself so that on that day, I don't laugh, hard and loud.

[Illbay]

You can replace **** with the foulest, most putrid pollution you can think of. That's who and what you are. No more than that.

The foulness of those who fight against the Savior of the world--and the hypocrisy as they bleat, like the goats they are, that they instead FOLLOW him, while crucifying him in their hearts afresh--is beyond description.

Even the asterisks aren't sufficient. They're far too mild.

[Illbay]

One can only hope they could be compared to Zeezrom, who though he fought against the Church of the Lamb, was finally convinced of the truth and became a staunch defender of the faith.

Being wholly judgemental and not at all hopeful where the wickedness of this world is concerned, I intend not to hold my breath.

As it is, they are hell-bound just as surely as any human being can possibly be.

[Illbay]

What's REALLLY sad to see is the gall of bitterness of those who had the truth, but allowed the lusts of the world, and the temptations of Satan, to turn against it.

This explains to me better than anything else you could say, why you are such a bitter old harpy.

How I pity you.

[drstevej]

*** I can see your face, drstevej, on the day you walk that path, attempting to get to the one you falsely call your Savior. You will meet Joseph on the way. He will arch his eyebrow at you, and you will turn pale as the mist of morning.***

Been looking a chocolate rocks in your hat like your pal Joe Smith, have you? Now, in this vision of yours is it Joseph's eyebrow that is arched or Jesus' (or are those two interchangeable for you)?

***You will know at that time, that you sought to persecute the Prophets and Apostles of the Lord Jesus Christ***

Only the false prophets and apostles, an endeavor which the real Jesus commends.

Rev 2:2 - I know your deeds, your hard work and your perseverance. I know that you cannot tolerate wicked men, that you have tested those who claim to be apostles but are not, and have found them false.

***My task is to work hard to perfect myself ***

Nice self help religion you have there.

[Wrigley]

It isn't pretty when you see how hard the devil will fight when confronted.

Even the when he calls us to repent, you see no honesty or any true hopefulness that it will happen. It is a lashing out; a turning from God.

Illbay, I truly hope you will look at your posts and see how full of hate those posts are. Repent while you still can.