Common Creationist Arguments - Pseudoscience

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[oldcats]

Maybe medved was taken home in the UFO?
Oldcats

[oldcats]

So your God is a trickster? A practical joker?
Well He did make you, so that kinda answers my second question doesn't it?
Oldcats

[PatrickHenry]

I've seen monkeys masturbating at the zoo!

monkeys ... zoo ... inspiration ... creationism! ...

[Lurking Libertarian]

What would you think if your associate--partner hired a "helper" and put you on the couch--spare bedroom---maybe the garage and you couldn't object because they were not legally married but you are the legitimate wife--husband--owner? Would you clean house--pay the bills for them?

You have exceeded your usual level of incoherence. What are you trying to say, and what does it have to do with anything I have posted on this thread?

[longshadow]

Maybe medved was taken home in the UFO?

Tea time with Elvis, perhaps?

[Heartlander]

I wish they made monkeys at the zoo wear sunglasses so they couldn’t hypnotize you with their eyes.

-Jack Handey (I think)

[Doctor Stochastic]

Maybe he's looking for an atlas.

[f.Christian]

Yeah the trojan herd---dinosaurs...lathe--plaster/mud---feathers!

Laughing my head off!

In the 1M bc movie with Raquel Welch(shrinking bikini)...

the rocks--2 ton were bouncing around in the fight scenes....jiggle-jiggle!

[longshadow]

Maybe he's looking for an atlas.

Or a very large fulgurite, right?

[Heartlander]

Hey man, are you OK? - I’m serious!

[f.Christian]

Wasn't satan called the supplanter---squatter...tares/wheat!

[AndrewC]

. The mix of ions inside and outside the cell wall of the axon of a nerve cell, for instance.

Changing the subject doesn't help either.

[oldcats]

I know this is a lot to ask, and it may confuse you even more than you already are, but would it be possible for you to answer just one question that is posed to you? I mean, I am getting pretty good at reading your writting style (for want of a better word).
Just once...just one coherent answer...then I will let you go back to your stream of semi-conscience ramblings.
Here's hoping for a small miracle..
Oldcats

[jimt]

But please, continue to champion the oddball hypotheses. Your arguments are at the very least diverting.

As an engineer, I find tinfoil hats far more plausible than "electrical arc craters".

[AndrewC]

You mean unless we can write it down similar to y=2x+1 it doesn't exist?

I've asnswered that at least 3 times 1269, 1311, and 1333. The answer remains the same. No. Unless you frame a different question this interchange is over.

[f.Christian]

All the native cultures-inhabitants of the American continents and the Pacific isles too...were devasted by common bacteria--viruses they had no defenses from---evolution is a deadly--stealth disesase!

Bunch of typhoid mary's around here!

[Doctor Stochastic]

A fulgurite isn't a health food muffin.

[oldcats]

Thanx for trying--knew it was--hopeless--but--we--can--always--wish
Oldcats

[dheretic]

Evolution looks like a satanic cult abusing the mind of children and gullible adults!

The Jews and later the Muslims have been saying largely the same thing about Christianity since the moment Jesus started preaching.

[jimt]

You don't find fractal topography like that on rivers and you don't find 5000-kilometer rivers on Mars, Earth, or anywhere else that I know of.

Try this site.

http://www.rev.net/~aloe/river/

It lists the Nile as 6484 kilometers to the surce of the farthest tributary.

Perhaps a little more research before postulating electrical arc craters?