Posted on 05/14/2021 6:30:12 PM PDT by ebb tide
No. It isn’t.
Yeah. Su-u-re. Like in THE LOST WEEKEND.
Trying to hock a typewriter and finds the pawn shops all closed...
1ST MAN
What’s the matter with you?
DON
Why are they all closed? They’re all
closed, every one of them.
1ST MAN
Sure they are. It’s Yom Kippur.
DON
It’s what?
1ST MAN
It’s Yom Kippur, a Jewish holiday.
DON
It is.
That makes sense to him. Or does it?
DON
What are you talking about? How about
Kelly’s? How about Gallagher’s?
1ST MAN
They’re closed too. We’ve got an
agreement. They keep closed on Yom
Kippur and we don’t open on St.
Patrick’s.
Pope French kissing Islam?
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