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Babylon Bee: Man In Coma For Past Month Arrives At Church, Assumes He's Been Left Behind
Babylon Bee ^
| March 30th, 2020
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 03/30/2020 12:44:47 PM PDT by xzins
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To: Psalm 73
hey took the cross down from behind the pulpit. It can be offensive to some...
Sounds like you are from my denomination...the United Methodists.
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posted on
03/30/2020 1:38:59 PM PDT
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xzins
(Retired US Army chaplain. Support our troops by praying for their victory.)
To: xzins
Laugh out loud funny. Kudos
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posted on
03/30/2020 1:42:15 PM PDT
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OpusatFR
To: xzins
We have all, and I do mean ALL the LaHaye books and all of the Rosenberg books. This China virus isn’t helping!!
To: blue-duncan
I’d hand this to her, and then run.
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posted on
03/30/2020 1:54:14 PM PDT
by
xzins
(Retired US Army chaplain. Support our troops by praying for their victory.)
To: xzins
He'll run into friends soon enough...
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posted on
03/30/2020 2:14:30 PM PDT
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moovova
(It's not the Wuhu Flu...it's pollen season.)
To: Track9
This may be satirical.. but something like this to my grandmother....
She got her days mixed up and went to her little country church on a Saturday only to find it locked and empty.
she was sure the Raptured happen and she’d been Left Behind
She was crying and inconsolable ...took a while to
convincer her she just got her days wronged
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posted on
03/30/2020 6:16:51 PM PDT
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tophat9000
(Tophat9000)
To: tophat9000
Life is sometimes stranger than fiction.
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posted on
03/30/2020 8:35:17 PM PDT
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Track9
(Islam: Turning everything it touches to ShiÂ’ite since 632 AD)
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