“Excommunication, I’m still glowing”

Splendor of Truth ^ | January 2, 2013

[Mrs. Don-o]

RF, NY, another wunnerful, wunnderful response to "Ordain a Lady!" I just came across this at a Lutheran website. I suppose I'm plagiarizing or something, but I just had to share.

January 8, 2013 7:14 PM Carl Vehse said... Another hit single by the Antichristettes: Mr. Pope-man (to the tune of “Mr. Sandman“):

Mr. Pope-man, bring me a dream;
Make me a priestess like you’ve never seen.
Give me a stole and chasuble vestures,
And let me do those sacerdotal gestures.

Pope-man, it’s so unfair,
St. Paul’s epistles “males only” declare.
Change this with a papal bull;
Mr. Pope-man, give girls priest rule.

Mr. Pope-man, bring me a dream;
Make me a priestess like you’ve never seen.
A mitre to wear — it’s really no big deal;
Then someday I’ll need papal shoes in high heel.

Pope-man, I’m so alone,
No female cleric to call my own.
Please contrive a pontiff scheme;
Mr. Pope-man, give gals their dream.

Mr. Pope-man, bring me a dream;
Let women clergy be part of the team.
You’ll soon have girlish bishops and vicars
(And maybe GLBT priests in knickers).

Mr. Pope-man, a crozier to hold
Would be so peachy before I’m too old.
So change God’s Word with your decrees
Mr. Pope-man, ordain,
Please, please, ordain,
Mr. Pope-man, ordain girls priests.