MY WORDS SPEAK TRUTH

The Joshua Chronicles , Bible | Jedediah

[Quix]

Those just

MAY not be

dreams, Petronski.

[trisham]

Another thread about food!

[Petronski]

I think you mean “might,” not “may.” May is a matter of permission, whereas might is a matter of probability.

Oh, wait—you’re on to the plot already.

Nevermind.

[ArrogantBustard]

[wagglebee]

I’M

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO impressed

with the

0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

skill y’all have

at putting words in my fingers.

Very comforting.

Cluelessness to the max, indeed.

Has J-d suggested you to also ignore the norms of math?

If the percentage is 0 (zero), there is no real need for the decimal point. The decimal point is only used if you are dealing with fraction of a percentage, like this:
0.001%

Does J-d speak to his followers through their fingers? The Holy Spirit speaks to our HEARTS.

[Tax-chick]

Anyone want the recipe for Alarming Election Chili? I have to type it in, anyway. I can’t start cooking because Der Prinz used all the onions and bell pepper last night, and didn’t tell me before I want to Walmart.

[trisham]

Actually, this is the same thread; it simply got off on the wrong track, away from our discussion about food.

[Tax-chick]

Ooh, my brother and I had those! Three full sets: gray, blue, and green. I guess it was Rebels, Yanks, and Marines.

[ArrogantBustard]

Post it ... it’ll make more sense than 99.99999999% of this thread.

[Petronski]

Combining bell peppers and tomato sauce throws me into acid reflux hell.

But hey, that’s what Tums are for.

(Ever notice that Tums spelled backwards is “smut?”)

[ArrogantBustard]

Little Green Men and Grays?

Wow!

[Quix]

Which word in . . .

I have absolutely NO interest . . .

0.000000000000000000000000000000000000%

interest in hiring you as my style coach or editor

—did you not understand, oh great linguist?

[Petronski]

Don’t you mean 99.999999990000000000000000000000000000%?

[trisham]

I’d love it! Chili is the best at this time of year, (we had snow last night and this morning) although tonight it’s all seafood, cheese and fruit.

[Tax-chick]

A palindrome! “Tulsa night life - filth, gin, a slut!”

And there is no tomato sauce. There are diced tomatos, but you put in something else if you like. On the other hand, if your candidate lost, heartburn will distract you.

[trisham]

Prilosec works for me.

[Petronski]

Prilosec works for me.

Another Romish plot!

[ArrogantBustard]

No, I meant 99.999999990000000000000000000000000000000%

Although I'm somewhat nonplussed as to how one might measure anything with sufficient precision as to justify that many significant digits?

Am I the only one around here who has ever studied error analysis?

[Quix]

Someone once told me that

“fault finding”

was a great topic for a Scriptural word study.

That was back in my teens when I complained a lot.

[trisham]

“Tulsa night life - filth, gin, a slut!”

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Is that part of the recipe? I may have some difficulty acquiring all of the ingredients.