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ALIEN BIBLE FOUND
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| August 19th, 2009
| Erik Van Datiken
Posted on 08/21/2009 2:50:13 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: InvisibleChurch
to help with poor Rocky’s revival.
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:01:42 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: ConservativeMind
You jest, but I don't doubt that's what is at the bottom of this, if the whole story somehow turns out not to be a total, outright fabrication, and is a partial, subterfuged fabrication instead.
To: Alex Murphy
The reason they crashed their spaceship was because they were “Letukian Scientists” and their ship had a bad anti-matter flow regulator and they thought they could fix it by praying to Letuk.
We know how well that worked out for them.
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:02:09 PM PDT
by
GraceG
To: P.O.E.
dont forget the E’Plebneesta.
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:02:30 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: JSDude1
These are the Bibles carried by the Black Eyed Kids. (seriously, do not ask)
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:02:59 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Pro-Freedom Fiction Writers Unite! - http://libertyfic.proboards.com)
To: TBP
The Gospel According to Mork?na-no na-no under the sun.
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:03:43 PM PDT
by
the invisib1e hand
(this slope is getting slippereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...)
To: Alex Murphy
> The book is a religious tome devoted to a God figure called Letuk who is seen as the guiding force in the universe
You mean Lord Xenu is not the One? Blasphemy!!
To: Alex Murphy
On a philosophical note - I have often wondered if Jesus came also to alien civilizations.
And, was there a different Mary for each?
To: GeronL; Zakeet; colorcountry; Colofornian; P-Marlowe
These are the Bibles carried by the Black Eyed Kids. (seriously, do not ask) "Black-eyed kids. The term has floated across cyberspace since Jan. 16, 1998 when journalist Brian Bethel first posted his chilling encounter with overly-lucid children whose eyes were coal black; not a hint of iris, nor white.
Bill asked Michael if these young people were Mormons.
Hell, no, Michael said. They didn't dress right and they were junkies."
"Junkies?" Bill asked.
"Yeah, Michael said. Their pupils were huge."
From the Shadows
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:08:58 PM PDT
by
greyfoxx39
(BARF of the YEAR: Obama "We are God's partners in matters of life and death,")
To: Alex Murphy
Heck with the book, where’s the effin’ wreckage and/or its occupants? Current first family in a clunker?
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:09:36 PM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: greyfoxx39
I have got to write them into a story
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:10:07 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Pro-Freedom Fiction Writers Unite! - http://libertyfic.proboards.com)
To: eCSMaster
I’ve wondered the same thing.
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:11:41 PM PDT
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: Alex Murphy
The last I heard, the aliens were spotted handing out religious tracts on a California beach. Nobody payed any attention to just a few more illegal aliens there or thought they seemed any odder then the usual crowd.
To: eCSMaster
On a philosophical note - I have often wondered if Jesus came also to alien civilizations.
I vaguely remember a Ray Bradbury story along that line...not sure but I'm sure someone will correct me.
To: Alex Murphy
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:15:28 PM PDT
by
Lee N. Field
("How can there be peace when the sorceries and whordoms of your mother TBN are so many?")
To: TBP
"The Gospel According to Mork?" Yes, and they pray while standing on their heads in an armchair. They begin and end their prayer by uttering a strange word. It sounds something like "Nanu-Nanu."
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:18:14 PM PDT
by
davisfh
( Islam is a very serious mental illness)
To: Quix
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:18:18 PM PDT
by
stockpirate
(Will%2Brationed%2Bhealthcare%2Bmean%2Bno%2Btreatment%2Bfor%2Bthose%2Bwith%2BAIDS%253F)
To: Alex Murphy
I’m sure its just some Star Trek nerds bible written in Klingon.
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:18:21 PM PDT
by
right way right
(Do not mistake Religion for God.)
To: Alex Murphy
Maybe the new ELCA should adopt it as their own since they don’t read it anyway.
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:19:52 PM PDT
by
right way right
(Do not mistake Religion for God.)
To: Alex Murphy
The book was found in the wreckage of a UFO discovered at the bottom of the Grand Canyon in the spring of 1994, OK..so where is the wreckage of the UFO?????
sw
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:20:21 PM PDT
by
spectre
(Spectre's wife)
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