ALIEN BIBLE FOUND

Weekly World News ^ | August 19th, 2009 | Erik Van Datiken

[Vaquero]

to help with poor Rocky’s revival.

[RegulatorCountry]

You jest, but I don't doubt that's what is at the bottom of this, if the whole story somehow turns out not to be a total, outright fabrication, and is a partial, subterfuged fabrication instead.

[GraceG]

The reason they crashed their spaceship was because they were “Letukian Scientists” and their ship had a bad anti-matter flow regulator and they thought they could fix it by praying to Letuk.

We know how well that worked out for them.

[Vaquero]

dont forget the E’Plebneesta.

[GeronL]

These are the Bibles carried by the Black Eyed Kids. (seriously, do not ask)

[the invisib1e hand]

“The Gospel According to Mork”?

na-no na-no under the sun.

[max americana]

> “The book is a religious tome devoted to a God figure called Letuk who is seen as the guiding force in the universe

You mean Lord Xenu is not the One? Blasphemy!!

[FroggyTheGremlim]

On a philosophical note - I have often wondered if Jesus came also to alien civilizations.

And, was there a different Mary for each?

[greyfoxx39]

These are the Bibles carried by the Black Eyed Kids. (seriously, do not ask)

"Black-eyed kids. The term has floated across cyberspace since Jan. 16, 1998 when journalist Brian Bethel first posted his chilling encounter with overly-lucid children whose eyes were coal black; not a hint of iris, nor white.

Bill asked Michael if these young people were Mormons.

“Hell, no,” Michael said. “They didn't dress right and they were junkies."

"Junkies?" Bill asked.

"Yeah,” Michael said. “Their pupils were huge."

From the Shadows

[SERKIT]

Heck with the book, where’s the effin’ wreckage and/or its occupants? Current first family in a clunker?

[GeronL]

I have got to write them into a story

[Riley]

I’ve wondered the same thing.

[dog breath]

The last I heard, the aliens were spotted handing out religious tracts on a California beach. Nobody payed any attention to just a few more illegal aliens there or thought they seemed any odder then the usual crowd.

[Since 2009-07-21]

On a philosophical note - I have often wondered if Jesus came also to alien civilizations.


I vaguely remember a Ray Bradbury story along that line...not sure but I'm sure someone will correct me.

[Lee N. Field]

"Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes. " --K.

[davisfh]

"“The Gospel According to Mork”?"

Yes, and they pray while standing on their heads in an armchair. They begin and end their prayer by uttering a strange word. It sounds something like "Nanu-Nanu."

[stockpirate]

Ping

[right way right]

I’m sure its just some Star Trek nerds bible written in Klingon.

[right way right]

Maybe the new ELCA should adopt it as their own since they don’t read it anyway.

[spectre]

“The book was found in the wreckage of a UFO discovered at the bottom of the Grand Canyon in the spring of 1994,”

OK..so where is the wreckage of the UFO?????

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