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Woman convinced her dog knows Jesus
LarkNews.com ^ | December 2007

Posted on 12/05/2007 9:04:48 AM PST by Alex Murphy

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To: Pistolshot
Suicidal

Quite possibly the funniest dog picture I've seen in the last half-century...


21 posted on 12/05/2007 9:29:31 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("Therefore the prudent keep silent at that time, for it is an evil time." - Amos 5:13)
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To: Alex Murphy

BUY THIS MAGAZINE OR WE WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!!!!

22 posted on 12/05/2007 9:32:31 AM PST by Pistolshot (Never argue with stupid people, they just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience)
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To: Alex Murphy
:::Sigh::::

These ladies need to keep studying the bible.

23 posted on 12/05/2007 10:07:22 AM PST by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: Alex Murphy
What would Jesus Rambler do? Doo-doo?
24 posted on 12/05/2007 10:26:03 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: Alex Murphy

I sure would hate to be a witness to him backsliding. The carpets are gonna take years to clean.


25 posted on 12/05/2007 12:09:42 PM PST by lastchance (Hug your babies.)
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To: Alex Murphy

I believe that Magazine also did a great piece titled
“Dog Fishing In America”. Wish I could find a copy to show my kids.


26 posted on 12/05/2007 12:11:54 PM PST by lastchance (Hug your babies.)
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To: Alex Murphy
He's not alone. It's spreading like wildfire!


27 posted on 12/05/2007 2:48:21 PM PST by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: AnAmericanMother

That is one of the cutest pictures I have ever seen.


28 posted on 12/05/2007 3:08:42 PM PST by colorcountry (To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Gamecock; Alex Murphy

Ruh - Roh.


29 posted on 12/05/2007 7:00:00 PM PST by irishtenor (History was written before God said "Let there be light.")
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To: Alex Murphy; Gamecock

It didn’t want to suffer eternal dalmation.


30 posted on 12/05/2007 7:14:35 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Hunter 2008)
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To: Larry Lucido

LOL! You’re probably damned for that pun alone.

But seriously, a dog can’t be born again because he’s not a fallen creature. He can’t gain salvation because he has never lost it.


31 posted on 12/05/2007 7:19:38 PM PST by wimpycat (Hyperbole is the opiate of the activist wacko.)
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To: Alex Murphy

I’ve said for years that my dogs are very charistmatic - they regularly practice the laying on of tongues :)


32 posted on 12/05/2007 8:42:36 PM PST by ironmaidenPR2717 (The battle is not between right and left, its between us and them. A. Sutton)
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To: Alex Murphy

When Rambler and his fellow doggies draw up plans for a church I might accept this report.


33 posted on 12/05/2007 9:21:19 PM PST by norge
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To: Alex Murphy

This may be true. The bible says, the spirit of animals goes down but human spirit goes upward, as to say heaven. But I known the Lord, animals definitely are loved by him. Rev. Jesse Duplantis from www.jdm.org has a book called Close Encounters of the God Kind. He says he has seen dogs in heaven.
In the New Testament the Lord says without are, dogs, adulterers, liars and so on. I think the Lord is talking about 2-leged dogs (humans) and not our wonderful pets that have 4-legs. Revski


34 posted on 12/07/2007 9:56:41 AM PST by Revski
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To: Alex Murphy
..St. of Assisi loved animals....
35 posted on 12/07/2007 10:02:56 AM PST by tioga (Dear Santa..........I can explain....)
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To: Larry Lucido

Larry, that is bizarre, but hysterical.


36 posted on 02/04/2008 6:21:06 AM PST by dangus
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To: madison10

Animals are not fallen, the earth is under a curse until the Return of Messhiah, and they can’t wait.


37 posted on 06/23/2010 2:24:25 PM PDT by huldah1776
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To: Alex Murphy

I am certain that my dogs are better Christians than some of the people I have met over the years.


38 posted on 01/14/2014 1:55:15 AM PST by verga (Poor spiritual health often leads to poor physical and mental health)
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